"Please fly me home now", you say. As soon as you give the carpet your request, it starts to fly at lightning speed. You can hardly hang on to it without falling off! After a few minutes of this super-fast flying, the carpet finally slows down. Now you see where you are--you're flying just over your own neighborhood! Suddenly the carpet makes a dive for it and flies through an open window into your room. Then it falls to the floor, and you get off. The carpet then flies out the window toward its own home.
The next day in the National Enquirer, the cover story is "Local woman sees a UFO that looks like a Persian rug."

The End