Philipp Lenssen Being a mild-tempered fellow, you're looking for a cozy place to warm your heart. But it's a long way through the nightly rain and you're exhausted. You kick the chimp a little under the table, to no effect. You give up You blow some air in the monkeys face, but his grin's only getting bigger. You feel the pain creeping up your arm Did you ever manage to concentrate while wrestling a monkey? See. You give your last energy Your hand hits the hard wood with screeking PERKIMMP! "Next time you should be prepared! Now give us the money." The big chubby guy is waiting. Your pull some coins from your pocket "You're welcome around this table anytime... hahahaha!" You get back Hmm. Where's all the money gone too? You can't pay the gentlemen... "Get out, bum... or you'll regret putting your foot in here!" You better get out fast Gold: [gold] "Away, furry creature!" This cat thinks you are playing games and she starts a purr. You let her gnaw your shoe You're freezing with no place to go. Could this be the end? You arrive at a shabby cot. In washed out rusty letters you decipher a wooden pub sign: Rising Sun Fever, chills and muscle ache Makes you wanna take a break Come to greet the rising sun From inside here And have some fun You enter You wait "Yes! Yes!"A [numberToRoll] it is. But you can't carry another beer! Gee. You get back "Yes! Yes!"A [numberToRoll] it is. You collect your free beer and get back Oh no...You rolled a [dice]. "Doesn't look like a [numberToRoll]! You're owing us a gold coin." You pay "Ok, let's see if you can roll a [numberToRoll] with one try". Laughter shakes the round as you sheepishly grab the shiny white, hoping for a [numberToRoll] to face up. Roll Here's a group of medieval drunkards. Beer heals wounds of dragonslayers and skullslashers, but only a game of dice will make them forget the pain. You take the chance to win a beer Back "But you got beer already. Drink that one first, why don't you." The bartender has a point there The innkeeper hands you a beer. "2 coins for the beer, sir." You look for some coins "What do you mean, you can't pay? Outta here, you thief!" You let yourself be thrown out "Thank you sir. Anything else?" You think about it "Sir, none of my business, but you already got a whisky there. How about we wait until you drink it." What a service! You think it over The innkeeper hands you a whisky. "That'll be 2 gold coins." You look for some coins Hmm. These taste good. Now you're getting thirsty. You think about drinking something You had enough peanuts. No more peanuts. Maybe later. You put some in your pocket. You think about what to do next You have enough peanuts, and your pocket is full already. You think about what to do next There's some peanuts here. The Innkeeper is ready to take an order. Eat some peanuts Eat some more peanuts Order whisky Order beer Drink the beer Drink the whisky Get back Action centers around this place. About three dozen bony people are playing games in this medieval, dim-lit bar. They feed on pub-crawlers trying to find luck in a stormy night. A poor stray-cat is gnawing your old shoes. Play dice Arm wrestle Hush the cat Go to the counter Drink your beer Drink your whisky Leave the bar You grab a peanut and throw it high above him. The monkeys trained instincts make his mouth go up with a wet snap, and his hand goes down the same instant with a hairy KAH-BAMP! The crowd is cheering by now. The big chubby guy congratulates you and hands you a little golden trophy. You lift it high up in the air and enjoy the applause while it lasts "Do you know the one with the monkey in a bar..." The big chubby guy warns you: "No talking allowed!" You reassemble lost energies Aargh! No chance... In just some seconds your hand hits the table with a splintering WHUMP. You pay your 4 coins debt Yaaaaargghh.... yes! Aspiration, training, and a little alcohol do wonders in some sports. It took some seconds but your opponents hand has found its way on the table with a hefty KAPLOMBB. The chubby guy leans down. "Nice job... you wanna continue?" "Sure do." "Enough for now. I give my hand a break." Choices are randomized so the peanuts solution won't stick out on a second wrestling if the player collected them by then. You chose one strong monkey to quarrel. Your swollen red arm is uncomfortably close to the table by now Kick the chimps foot under the table Blow some air in his face Throw a peanut with your left hand You chose one strong monkey to quarrel. Your swollen red arm is uncomfortably close to the table by now Tell a joke Throw a peanut with your left hand Concentrate and try harder "You think you're tough? From looking at you I'd think you'd have problems wrestlin' my daughter" You drop the idea of handing out a snappy reply and rather focus your contestant with what you imagine must be a fierce stare. The thin pale lad doesn't seem to take any notice, as he's slightly on the drunk side. You lock your fists, arms on the table... "Now... !" You give all you got "You are ready for our champ... let's see if you can handle... a real man!" The chimp looks up from his banana as if to say something. He sits down, reveals blinking teeth to the laughing crowd and rests his hairy elbow on the wooden round. You lock your fists, arms on the table... "Ready, set, an' wrestle... !" You give all you got, and then some "Hmm, you beat our champ. No one is willing to take it up with you anymore! Tough luck, kiddo." You retreat, midly amused This is a dark and shabby corner even for a dark and shabby hut. People around this table grimly cheer as two contestants fight it out with each other. A chained chimp eats a banana. A big chubby guy bullies you onto a small wooden chair. "So... you wanna try to beat one of us? Costs you 4 coins if you loose. You get a golden trophy if you beat our champ." "I think I can beat every one of you." "No, I was just lurking." You have no gold left! Upon hearing this, you're thrown ...out the bar and into the rain That was your last coin. You better not lose again! You try again Get back You jingle your coins and toss one on the table. You still have [gold] left. You give it another chance You have enough of this game for now You drink the fine beer. Back You drink the fine beer and feel a little dizzy. Back You drink the fine whisky. Back You drink the old whisky and feel a little dizzy. Back Bargames Being a mild-tempered fellow, you're looking for a cozy place to warm your heart. But it's a long way through the nightly rain and you're exhausted. Start